Monday, July 6, 2009

Freakin Swine Flu

This just in: The swine flu is bullshit. Utter bullshit. It has killed no more people than any other strain of flu, it's just been hyped up by the media to take your attention away from the prisoner tortures or the Iraq war or the reptilians or whatever.

And as a result of the attention it's gotten, I have school off for the rest of this week. This is not reason for rejoicing, however.

They closed down the gym. They closed down the library. The closed down the baths, the dining hall and the lobby. Why they even closed off the stim stum on the trimminy tum tobby!

They've also quarantined us on campus. I mean this in the we aren't allowed to leave sense. The buses have stopped running, and some people are reporting that there are national guard forces guarding the bottom of the mountain to make sure none of the APU students leave (there is a military bunker down the road, so that's not as crazy as it sounds. Wait, it still is).

Christ on a cracker I am so pissed at this school right now.

I e-mailed someone in the office to find out how this affects the semester schedule. If I'm stuck here for a week longer than I need to be to finish classes that shouldn't be canceled anyways, reducing my summer vacation by another week (limiting it to two and a half weeks, effectively) and making me reschedule my ticket, I am going to kill something. I am going to kill a lot of somethings, starting with the island of Kyushu and we'll see where I stop.

So angry.

1 comment:

Nick said...

I just got caught up with your blog after not reading for like a week plus. Not expecting a quarantine at the end. Crazy stuff.
Nice cliffhanger, I'll be back tomorrow to see whats up.

Oh and Taste of Buffalo is this weekend. Jujst made me think of last year.