Odd Day

Today was weird.

The mailman didn't come back, so that was disappointing. I hate calling the post office, because I have no idea what to say to them. I'm almost positive that I'm always on the verge of insulting them in a language I don't know.

Odd event number 1: Let's hit those showers

It was a lazy day so I pretty much just lounged around for most of it. And by the time I went to take a shower it was already 2:30 in the afternoon. Somehow every single shower except for one on the far end was taken. This never happens. No matter what time of day I go in there has never been more than one other person in a shower stall, so it was even weirder to be right in the middle of the day.

Odd event number 2: There is this bug in my room

Seriously. Like a little fruit fly or something. And it keeps smacking me. Like, it'll run into my arm and then fly away, and then a few minutes later it comes back and smacks me on the cheek. It doesn't even bite me or anything, it just keeps bumping into me, and it's REALLY annoying.

Odd event number 3: This guy

At one point when I was walking back to my room and I had left it unlocked (because I absolutely love breaching my security deposit, ya know?), I saw some guy who was walking a bit of ways ahead of me open my door, walk into my room, then immediately walk back out of my room, head two doors over, and then go into that room. I'm guessing he just misjudged his distance (I'm sure we're all guilty of that on occasion) but it was still pretty weird.

Odd event number 4: Bad air

For some reason my room was filled with a type of air that made it difficult to breathe. Also I was feeling really warm at 22 degrees celsius so had to keep turning the heat down (I normaly keep it at 22, so this is sort of weird). So I've had the window open most of the day, and it's practically gale force winds out there, so thins keep falling over.

Odd event number 5: Bag of eww

One of my friends was in the kitchen with a bag full of reddish slop. Apparently it's homemade kimchi in what appears to be a clear garbage bag. Because as we all know, kimchi is cabbage that you have to let rot until it's nice and....rotten.

Because cabbage isn't bad enough already, right?

And to top this all off, I don't think that the Japanese understand what peanut butter is. Seriously, I bought some yesterday but I opened it today and it has like.. the consistency of pudding. And it's very dark. I tried salting it, but it's still awful, and I tried stirring it for a good 10 minutes too to no avail. The entire thing tastes like the gross oil that settles on top of organic peanut butter.

So to everyone reading this who would like to send a care package, please include:

Peanut Butter
Beef Jerky
Brownie Mix
M&Ms
Reese's Cups
Loganberry
Very hot chicken wings

Unless you're living outside of New York, in which case forget the chicken wings (because you won't live anywhere that actually makes them -oh snap- ) and just send a cheeseburger instead.