You've lost me to Peggle

I'm... I'm sorry.

I spent all that time writing about how I'm going to blog better, and now this post is like 2 hours late. I suck so hard.

But now that I sort of have Steam again (see: downloading for 2 hours has not yielded my full copy of Beyond Good & Evil) I've been playing the hell out of my former addiction.

No, not Team Fortress 2. Screw that noise. Everybody knows that the best game of all time is Peggle. With all the colors, and the blinky nights, and the noises, and the characters and powerups, if you have as short an attention span as I do the game is like crack. Dirty, dirty, virtual crack. That I only paid 5 dollars for. So, damn good crack for 5 dollars.

Anyways, once I get all these games downloaded, I should be nice and settled in to flunk out of all of my classes. Should be great.

I did get something done for the blog though. I spent like 20 minutes convincing some friends to go to Oita tomorrow. AND I charged my camera. Yeah. Tell me that's not exciting. So there should be fresh pictures of SOMEPLACE NEW AND EXCITING come tomorrow's blog.

Provided I don't forget to blog and/or fall asleep.

In the meantime, some youtube shows to watch.

The first of the bunch is one I'd been introduced to a while ago and forgot about entirely. Apparently it's got a whole bunch of episodes out now, though. I'm on 13, and I'd say not to spoil anything for me but... it's not like it has a plot.

Anyways, it's the Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show and it's essentially faux Japanese hijinx in a completely bizarre setting. If you're into the kind of humor it's absolutely hysterical, but if you're not then you'll just be terribly confused.

In a different line, but by the same girl, is a show called 2 Hot Girls in the Shower. It's essentially an advice show, with the obligatory intelligent useful commentor and insurmountably retarded commentor. Some of these are a lot more amusing than others, so take them as they come. I recommend Episode 15 because it had me laughing my ass off. So probably a good one to start from, and they're not really in any particular order.

And this last one I feel a bit guilty about linking to, and even worse about laughing my ass all the way to hell by watching it. It's called The Retarded Policeman. The actor is in all actuality a guy with Downs Syndrome. They spend a whole lot of time in the comments section explaining that the guy really enjoys doing the show, there are a lot of different degrees of Downs Syndrome so he's fully aware of what he's doing as he only has it mildly, etcetera etcetera. Anyways, the show pretty much plays him as just a silly jerk moreso than an actualy retard (in my opinion at least) so you could imagine them using any other actor and just calling it "Billy the Dick of a cop" or something just as asonine. For a sample, Episode number 13 is practically a work of art in my opinion.

As always, leave comments in the peanut gallery on what you think. It's been lonely in there lately.

Now I'm off to eat more peanuts (and play Peggle)