Oreos taste like burning

If you forget to take a drink every few cookies. Ack, sugar is poison apparently.

Also so is salmonella. Probably. I don't know.

I think I mentioned here that I got some eggs from the bank. If I didn't, then hey. I got some eggs from the bank. Places in Japan like to give out customer appreciation gifts at random, and this one was eggs. From the bank.

Anyways, I walked around town for something like 8 hours after I got them. Any normal American would just throw them out after that, but my trash can is small so I saw no harm until storing them in my fridge.

Cause I was totally gonna eat them.

The internet says if an egg floats in the water then it's bad. Well, I put one in the water and it sank, so bon apetite!

But I only tested one. So I think that was a bad idea, cause I feel kinda ill now...

Also, need to clean my room. I invited people to come watch Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog because I needed an excuse to watch it for the....23rd time. Shut up. It's only 45 minutes long. Don't judge me!

You all should go pick it up if you haven't seen it already. I think it's fantastic, but why would you care what I think? You only check my website 7 times a week and click on the links I post.

(I'm on the internets, controllin your mind)