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A word from the wise:

If you come to Japan, do NOT, I repeat. DO NOT. EAT. BEEF. JERKY.

At the very least not from a vending machine. God. Slim Jims taste better than this crap. Oh god.

So vile. But I'm out of food so I'm searching vending machines for stuff. All the oreos are gone. Muy triste.

Ah well.

Today was pretty sweet. I didn't really do much, but I hung out with Fanxing and he made curry and it was DELICIOUS OH GOD. I really gotta get him to teach me to cook or something. Watched two more episodes of the OC. Sandy Cohen is the coolest guy ever. Seriously. He's the only person on the show who's never given me an opportunity to go "What the hell is wrong with you?" On top of that he's the only person on the show who hasn't kissed a different person than he's supposed to. So basically the island of no drama. I could relate to a guy like that. If I was like a billion times more awesome. Seriously, so cool.

God I probably shouldn't like the OC as much as I do. Maybe I should go wrestle some ravens or something.

Speaking of which: Ravens are as smart as humans.

I'm serious here. I spent like 8 hours the other day reading wikipedia articles and the articles that they link to and the academic journals THEY link to. Anyways, look it up. Ravens have long term memories, problem solving skills, logical comprehension, speech abilities. Hell, they CRAFT AND USE TOOLS. It's insane. If you ever catch a black bird eyeing you up like it's trying to figure out exactly how useful you could be to it, THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT IT IS DOING. Crows are similarly smart, and to top that off THEY travel in flocks. Murders, if you will.

So how safe do you feel, knowing that there are intelligent flying murders roaming the skies, watching and judging you/

Yeah, though so.

In the mean time, there is a site called the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Generator. Give it a shot. Hit refresh for new options. It's been around for a long time but I tended to just ignore it until recently. So I clicked it and got this:



Yeah, how could I pass THAT up?

So I'm gonna work on that. If I get enough people wanting me to, I'll post it here or at least a link TO it when it's finished. Should be fun.

I'm going back to my starvation now. Enjoy your first world countries.