Goin Down to Melbourne

Gonna have myself a time. Friendly faces everywhere, dingos shouting "ATE YOUR BABY"
Goin down to Melbourne gonna see if I can't unwind. Kangaroos and wallabies! Koalas eating EUCALYPTUS.

So yeah. Not that I care much about either candidate, but Britz Gritz Cracker (We don't use real names, not in THIS blog) asked me if I'd stay in Japan if McCain got elected. Nah, Japan sucks. But Australia's only like 100 dollars away, so why not.

For those of you who don't know, Japan is not a Christian nation. As such, they don't believe in daylight savings time. Or time zones for that matter. All of Japan is on one time zone, which means it gets dark sometime between 5 and 6 where I live. It makes you tired.

You may be saying to yourself "Fuck this guy, and fuck his shit. Why should I care about what this straight up foo' be spillin?" Well I'll tell you why, holmes. This means that I am now 14 hours into your future. I am enjoying the future fourteen times as much as you are. As thus, I still maintain that the blog will be updated at noon o clock eastern standard time. This just means that I now have until 2am to get it done. Sure, I'll probably stick with my regular routine so it'll be updated at about 11ish now, but still. Don't EXPECT it until noon.

Also, I've decided. Just simply don't expect me to upload the pictures unless it's not Monday or Thursday. I don't have the mindset to concentrate after all my classes those days. Especially days like today where, oh say, the ATMs were closed for a holiday that our school doesn't celebrate so I had no money for food. Thank God I didn't finish all the stuff in my fridge, although my bread had things growing on it.

I wish it was okay to take pictures of random people. Anyone who's looked through my pictures knows it's totally cool to take pictures of peoples' kids though. (God that sounds creepy). But no, if you're out with a group of friends and someone has a kid that is doing crazy things apparently the parents are filled with pride if you take pictures of the insanity. That's a much better reaction than the triple lawsuit you get in America.

I'm looking into a job here. Not anytime soon, but I should get my work visa and start putting in applications at the end of the semester for next semester.

What will I be doing?

Why, teaching, of course.

English. To Middle Schoolers.

I am going to get deported so fast.