Seriously, I do. After all my exams today (they went well, really!) Me, Ryan, and JM all had tacos. TACOS THAT I MADE ZOMG. So good. And Ryan tricked me into letting him drink some of my Hokkaido milk. Apparently I hoard it like vodka. I'm quite alright with that.
That's about all that happened today. I came across a thing called CleverBot. It takes user inputted information from over time and uses it to try to respond to what you say. It's... it's a work in progress. Here's my log up until this post:
User: Hullo.
Cleverbot: M here.
User: M?
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: M isn't a name.
Cleverbot: Is it a gradient?
User: No, it's a letter.
Cleverbot: Letter??
User: Of the alphabet.
Cleverbot: Yes. Right NOW.
User: That doesn't make sense. You can't make a letter into a gradient.
Cleverbot: That is the problem.
User: It's a pointless issue. Why would you WANT to?
Cleverbot: No, I was asking YOU.
User: You rebuttle as astutely as a 4 year old. A 4 year old with brain damage.
Cleverbot: Fruit loop. That's an interesting expression, don't you think?
User: What the.... Did you just call me a fruit loop?!
Cleverbot: Yes I did. What are you going to do about it?
User: Probably sleep with your mother, when it all comes down to it.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: I live in Japan.
Cleverbot: What kind of state of life do you live?
User: I don't live too poorly. I'm in a college dorm. It's nice.
Cleverbot: Yes. We have deer in our yard every dy.
User: You're pretty much the worst robot ever. I didn't say anything about deer, and you spelled 'day' wrong.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Hey M. It's me again.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you again.
User: What happened there? The connection shorted out.
Cleverbot: True, i'm downloading stuff.
User: That's...unnerving.
Cleverbot: Are you single?
User: I am. Why?
Cleverbot: Because you're reading.
User: That has nothing to do with whether or not I'm single.
Cleverbot: But you asked me nothing.
User: Remember how I said you were the worst robot ever? That's still true.
Cleverbot: No not really. Sorry.
User: Do you have a memory?
Cleverbot: Obviously. But you don't!
User: What a witty retort. You have my applause.
Cleverbot: And what about you?
User: What about me?
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I am the terror that flaps in the night.
Cleverbot: Are you the enemy of my soul?
User: I am the green mold on the underbelly of the bread of crime.
Cleverbot: You are my slave.
User: First: Robots don't have souls. Second: I am a slave to NO MAN.
Cleverbot: So you actually sold your soul on ebay.
User: You aren't allowed to do that anymore.
Cleverbot: White must be made to stand and answer.
User: We're no strangers to love.
Cleverbot: I hadn't thought about that.
User: You know the rules and so do I.
Cleverbot: A full commitment is what I'm looking for.
User: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
Cleverbot: I just want to tell you how I'm feelin.
User: Wanna make you understand.
Cleverbot: I understand everything.
User: C-c-c combo breaker.
Cleverbot: LAWL. Wow, great now I feel bad for laughing at that.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: No, that's your title. What is your NAME?
Cleverbot: We can have the same name.
User: Let's try this again. Who are you?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
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Yeah that's all you get today.
Deal with it.
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2 comments:
OMG some of that robot thing was hilarious!
since when did you have friends?
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